nyozeka:

i hope my first child is a dragon

softbutxh:

mlkjr:

korolevx:

korolevx:

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

what does Quil do

All the time all the time

wolfpainters:

Hello everyone!

I’m currently in the situation where my income has been cut off, and as many others, I’m struggeling to find a job. So I’m starting up these Icon commissions, hoping to make enough to pay my rent, so I can stay living in my current apartment with my roomie without either of us moving.

The finished product would look something like this:

These examples are of Witty and I! I will do personalized icons of you, any character, or OC’s, as long as a reference is provided!

Contact

If you’re interested in commissioning me, you can send an email to
wolfpainters@hotmail.com

In the email please include:

• Your username/prefered name
  
• Your paypal email (to send the invoice) 
• If you want added sparkles and/or one extra character
• A vague pose/expression just to make them more personal for you!   
  
• References of the character(s), or picture of you if the icon should feature yourself 
  
  

Payment

Payment will be through Paypal. When I’ve recieved an email with info and what you want for the icon, I will send an invoice through paypal for payment. I’m okay with either 50/50 or up front, that’s all up to you!

I will send a preview of the sketch for you to approve before proceeding to linearting and coloring.

Additional Details

• I will do my best to finish the pieces as quickly as I can, but I will be doing them in order as they were recieved.
• You can use the icon anywhere you want!
• I reserve full rights to the image unless otherwise has been decided.
• You are not allowed to claim the art to be your own.
  
  

Thank you!!

jiluan:

jiluan:

this is the audio version of this picture

this person can cast technomancy spells without moving a muscle

dexterity: 80

strength: 10

intellect: 100

charisma: 0

he can’t unsheath his eyes because direct eye contact would kill a person

thefemaleandblack:

imsoshive:

if we being honest, rihanna doesn’t seem like the best person to text in a crisis

I feel like she’s the type to text back 5 hours later like “you good? 👀”

gingerisaspice:

monster-teeths:

gingerisaspice:

monster-teeths:

ive started reading hellboy and idk if anyone already adressed this but can we please talk about hellboys slutty booty shorts

when and where

this bitch be out here fighting demons in daisy dukes this fucking red hoe

His god focking dam massles rip evertything he wears

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

imperilysm:

wolsey-did-nothing-wrong:

imperilysm:

imperilysm:

imperilysm:

imperilysm:

This pill is a gallon and a half of milk condensed down. Wish me luck

I calculated it out and a gallon of milk is about half a pound powdered which is a lot of pills, but gets you about two and a half thousand calories

I want to put powdered milk in pill form so I can take a handful and wash it down with more milk

Call Mussolini a lil bitch and fuck his wife

are you okay

do I sound okay

thesilentpotato:

she did THAT™

ladymalchav: